January 2012
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The Bluebeard Room
My goal when I am cleaning is not to have a Bluebeard Room.  A Bluebeard Room is a room that guests must not, under any circumstances, enter, lest they learn your terrible secret. Usually your terrible secret is that you are a slob. This has often happened to me when visiting the houses of other people, who say things like “NOT THE BEDROOM!” or “You may use the first floor...
Jan 26th
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New Opening Line
David drove an ambulance during the apocalypse.
Jan 26th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Job Creators
Elected officials talk a lot about about helping job creators, small business, and innovation. Candidates are going on and on about entrepreneurs, the people who take an idea and a plan and make it into a business, a business that turns around and hires people to help them with their business. I am lucky enough to know a lot of entrepreneurs, people with small businesses that have created jobs...
Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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He Kills Me
how-you-die: He murders me, just like I always said he would. I told everyone that he was going to kill me; friends, family, co-workers, the police. They find my body and there is no doubt. He killed me.  Everyone knew, and no one could stop it. Chuck Wendig is doing an art project where people submit how they will die. You can view, follow and submit here: http://how-you-die.tumblr.com/
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 5th
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Katie West: Can we just talk about this one more... →
therealkatiewest: Because they’re nice to you, doesn’t mean they want you. Because they don’t notice when you touch them, doesn’t mean they’re encouraging you to. Because they laugh at your jokes, doesn’t mean they think you’re funny; many people laugh when they’re uncomfortable. Because they said no with a smile on their face, doesn’t mean they’re joking. Because you saw them naked...
Jan 4th
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 2nd
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November 2011
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Nov 30th
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Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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The Grand Adventures of a Wedding Dress After the... →
Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 18th
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Twirling in Laurel Hill
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