February 2012
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Velociraptor! Cannibalism! is alive! Alive!
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Opinions on Your Body, Now That You Are Pregnant
When you’re pregnant everyone has an opinion about what you should be doing with your body. During this special time, it’s really important that you listen to everyone and do everything they say because if you don’t, you are a bad person.
Remember that no advice is:
a. Made up
b. Irrelevant
c. Based on a half-remembered article that someone read ten years ago
Also, because...